Sadly...this doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

What the use of writing a blog that no one reads ?!

This place is barely visited, there hasn't been a single comment in ages,
and I feel like I'm just wasting my time, and getting stressed over how I should be
writing more, yet...for whom ?

So. To put this to the test.

If this post doesn't get at least 20 unique people commenting on it,
I'm shutting the blog down.

That'll be all.

Yes, there shan't be any more of these kinds of shenanigans.
Us disapearing without informing you guys, the audience.
We apologize, and hope you'll keep on reading. 

BUT IN THE MEANWHILE THIS HAPPENED, AND IT IS GLORIOUS.

I mean just listen to this marvelous thing !

New content soonish !!!

So it's 4:45am, and I'm having a tiny bit of depression mixed with existential crisis,
AND THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO START WRITING ABOUT STUFF TO GET YOUR MIND OFF OF THINGS !

So let's roll this shit out.
THERE WILL BE SPOILERS, SO FEEL FREE TO SKIP THIS WHOLE POST IF YOU DON'T LIKE THOSE.

So, I spoke about MGRR, I've sang it's praises and generally said that it's an awesome game.
What am I basing all that on ?
Well, first of all, playing MGR:R feels amazing.
The controls are spot on, and each press of a key, or a flick of the stick does exactly what you wanted it to.
The graphics, for what they are, are pretty damn good.
The character models are awesome, the animations are awesome, the effects are awesome, and they make the fights look that much better.

Now, taking into account that graphics in games is the LAST THING YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR (and if you do, you need to turn your gamer-card in), MGR:R has some...not really decent texturing. A lot of the textures look sub-par, BUT that's understandable when you think about how good this game runs, and what it's meant to run on.

Remember, this isn't Crysis. You need to go elsewhere to try and find justification for that 1000$ graphics card you just bought.

The fighting in this game is phenomenal. It's no wonder the sub-genre is called "Spectacle Fighter".
Each slash of your sword feels so visceral, and every successful parry you pull off makes you feel like a badass.

The bossfights are a whole different story though.
Each boss has their own thing, and each of them has a different trick that can help you defeat them.
Mistral hiding behind her staff ? Give her a combo, then blademode her staff in half, and give the hot bitch some whoop-ass.
Monsoon is annoying, flying all over the place, can't be cut because he keeps splitting into pieces ? Throw an EM grenade in his face, then blademode his forehead. Turns it into a super easy fight.

This game has a good way of teaching you how to play it.
A prime example of this is the fight with Sundowner.
Right before it, you're once more reminded about the precise use of the Blade Mode.
A rematch with the clone body of Mistral and Monsoon specifically put there to remind you how to precisely swing your sword to cut certain pieces, which you then must proceed to use on the fight with Sundowner, or else your chances are slim to none.

While thinking about the game a while ago, I pulled parallels to another game I played a long time ago.

I'll finish this in Part 2, though, stay tuned !

When trying to port forward your router, make it easy on yourself,
use http://portforward.com/ and follow instructions.

Also, NEVER use online port checkers, because they don't work for SHIT.
Download a small program that allows you to do the same thing, and use that.

That is all.

 

This is a brief explanation for achieving maximum results
in League of Legends with minimum effort !!!

 IN ONLY FIVE (and in numbers, 5) STEPS !!!

Start Menu
Control Panel
Programs and Features
League of Legends
Uninstall

That takes care of all of your problems !

Enjoy the rest of the day and find something PRODUCTIVE to do with your time !

P.S. Metal Gear Rising Revengeance review coming SOON™

METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE IS FUCKING FUN. YOU NEED TO BUY IT.
YOU NEED TO PLAY IT. YOU NEED TO LIVE IT.

VOTE RAIDEN FOR PRESIDENT 2014.

p.s. made the meme myself.

~~~UPDATE !!!~~~
GIF VERSION !!!

I got into such a nostalgia-trip lately, and this playlist has been found guilty for said nostalgia-trip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWBf7Ncd8UE&list=PL14F3B38835350019

This is a complete playlist of the soundtrack of Streets of Rage Remake (which I'll do a review for in the upcoming days),
the soundtrack is absolutely mindblowing-awesome if you're into the 80's to 90's tunes.

Give it a whirl !

Apparently, surge protectors do SHIT about surges.

My PSU just died, and that killed my NIntendo 3DS fund. FML.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cali. Ho ho ho.


*facedesks*

P.S. Reviews coming soon. Don't ask, I'll bite.

Hey everyone.
Just letting people know I haven't died or anything,
but sadly I have a huge writers block that's preventing me from even writing out a child's rhyme,
let alone a coherent text, like a review or anything.

But I'm working on it, I promise ! D:

WIP up 'till now: Batman Arkham Origins, Shadow Warrior, Volgarr.

I apologize for the lack of updates...
Life takes its toll and makes you do other stuff instead.

Also, slight case of writers block, coupled with a slight case of depreshunz.
Should go away soon~ish I hope.

Catch you later.

Laaaaazyyyyyy~

Expect updates SOON™