Miniview, Steamworld Dig !


Mini Reviews !!!

This is something I figured I'd do when either I don't have time,
or the game doesn't really have that much for me to talk about, but I feel that it still deserves attention.

So, without further delay, I'd like to introduce you to...


Steamworld Dig is a sort of a sandboxie game where you dig for ore underground,
surface back up, sell your wares, and go back deeper into the earth.
So, much like Motherload. Except SWD has a twist to it.

To put it sweet and short, it's like Motherload, Dig-Dug and Metroid had a bastard child after a wicked threesome.
You play as Rusty, a Steambot who arrives at a small desert mining town of Tumbleton,
ready to inherit a mine from his Uncle Joe. Yeah, I know, apparently robots have Uncles.
Driven by curiosity (and greed), you delve into the mines in search of truth about what happened to your Uncle, who hasn't been seen in quite a while.



Steam World Dig plays much like a classic platformer, with a few additions.
You run, jump, whack enemies and collect stuff.
Using the tools at your disposal, you're able to break blocks and uncover various treasure that you can sell in town, and buy much needed upgrades for Rusty.
During your underground expeditions, you will stumble upon caverns and mineshafts which either hold an upgrade for Rusty (Story related),

or caverns that hold valuable ore and resources you can use to purchase upgrades (optional).
The caverns are usually some form of a puzzle, and often require the use of one,

or more of Rusty's story-related upgrades to "solve".
Speaking of "story-related items", since Rusty is a Steambot all of his upgrades are powered by water, which can be found underground in small pools,

and jumping into said pool will make Rusty absorb the water, filling up his water tanks.


The game itself requires much backtracking,
because you end up going up'n'down whenever your inventory fills up.
Your backpack has upgradeable slots that hold the minerals you mine from the ground, 

and each kind of minerals uses up a single slot and stacks up to a certain number of units. 
Some stacks can hold up to 3 or 4, some only slot one single mineral.
You can, if needed, dispose of something already inside your backpack to pick up something new, but since the despawn time of mined items is rather large,

you don't really need to worry about it.
Killed enemies, on the other hand, drop one of three items; a health item, a water replenishment item, or an item that adds to the flame in Rusty's chest-furnace,

allowing you more time spent underground with the lights on.

Steamworld Dig, even if seemingly repetitive, is quite fun and I've personally been unable to drop the controller until I've finished it.
You're always curious about what you'll stumble upon next, and if you're a lootwhore like me, you'll want all the stuff you can get,
both from mining underground and surface shops.

Sweet graphics, easy-to-learn controls, fun gameplay and an interesting story should be enough of a reason for you to grab this awesome indie game.

It's available on Steam right now, for under 9 Euros and, while I'm typing out this review, 

it's on 20% off, for just a bit over 7 Eu's.
Not saying you can't google-search it or whatever,

but supporting the indie guys is always a good idea. ¬.¬

Steamworld Dig gets an 8 out of 10 on our indie-games scale.


http://www.steamworldgames.com/dig/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/252410

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Fuck my Life.

Apparently, surge protectors do SHIT about surges.

My PSU just died, and that killed my NIntendo 3DS fund. FML.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cali. Ho ho ho.


*facedesks*

P.S. Reviews coming soon. Don't ask, I'll bite.

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#Update

Hey everyone.
Just letting people know I haven't died or anything,
but sadly I have a huge writers block that's preventing me from even writing out a child's rhyme,
let alone a coherent text, like a review or anything.

But I'm working on it, I promise ! D:

WIP up 'till now: Batman Arkham Origins, Shadow Warrior, Volgarr.



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What happens when another studio takes over an established franchise.

This happens. *sigh* I bet Rocksteady wouldn't have this many bugs in their fucking game.
Pick any flavor you like.
Gamebreaking bugs ?
Forcing players to use glitches to overcome bugs ?
Occasional gamecrashes onto Windows Desktop ?
Game not saving properly after events ?
WE GOT ALL OF THEM~



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T_T

I apologize for the lack of updates...
Life takes its toll and makes you do other stuff instead.


Also, slight case of writers block, coupled with a slight case of depreshunz.
Should go away soon~ish I hope.

Catch you later.

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"Online games, then and now", or "Why I became such a misanthropist"

Hello everyone.

Today we're going to explore another side of this blog.
Staying true to the name itself, here's our first "rant" post.

From the fingertips of the boss-man himself.
Enjoy....I guess...?

Oh god...WHERE DO I START ?!

We've all played some form of Multiplayer Online games.
Whether its shooters, MMORPGs, or a MOBA game.

I remember a time when there was fun, teamwork,
and something at least remotely similar to mutual respect.
People would talk about strategies, try different combinations or loadouts,
races, classes, whatever.
It was glorious watching any community blossom, people exploring their potential.
It was a time of amazing online gameplay...or maybe more than that.
It was a time of bonding, of people getting to know other awesome people online, over a game.
They kept in touch, they chatted out of game, they emailed each other, heck,
I remember a guy who got some computer parts shipped to him from a whole different country by a friend from the same guild.
Everyone was happy, they shared these cool new worlds together, they explored the magnificent stories laid out for them,
they truly became friends, and brothers in arms. The name "Guildies" used to mean something.

But then...came the "new kids".
This new generation of..."Gamers", doesn't care about any of what I've just said.
All that they seem to care about is showing off, being the best at the cost of everything else, for their own selfish reasons.
Teamwork ceased to exist, people no longer bonded, everything went to fucking HELL.
Fun got taken out of the equation, all that mattered was how big ones E-Peen is.
And along with it, came the Blame-Games, the Flaming and whatnot...
Advice and recommendations became replaced with hasted insults, intentional "Trolling", intentional wiping of raid parties and such.
Instead of having fun together, we started hating each other.

For ~ no ~ reason.


*huff...pant...sigh*

Hm...that...wasn't so bad...was it ?

*coughcough*

 See you next time !

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I promise I shall add new stuff ! Just...as soon as I stop being lazy ¬.¬ Tomorrow....ish~ ?

Laaaaazyyyyyy~

Expect updates SOON™




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Well, since you're here, might as well read something, right ? ¬.¬

Is this thing on... ?

Testing !
TESTING !!!

*cough cough*

Hi ! Hello !
Welcome to Bit~Rant !

I'm Cali and I'll be your host for the most of the posts.
Heh. Didn't see that coming, did you? 
T_T ...I'm sorry, I promise I wont try to rhyme my posts.
God, that was embarrassing.

We here at Bit~Rant will try to provide you with fun stuff for your reading enjoyment!
Game reviews, interesting news, our own views and thoughts on related stuff and much more!
ALSO RANTS, duh~!

We hope you enjoy your stay here, have fun while reading,
and eventually come back another time!
Which you will....right? D:<

*uhmm*
I'll try to keep the level of my posts as professional as possible,
since I'm kinda doing this for the first time ever.
And I'll try to publish 3 posts weekly, but...
Given that I don't have that much time to write,
and inspiration comes along ever so suddenly (like when you're in the bathroom), but I digress.

Also, please dont mind the template this place uses, its a freebie,
and therefore kinda scrubby, but...ehhh, it'll do. For now.  I guess. ¬.¬

The first thing we'll be tackling is a couple of retro games and retro-like games reviews to set the tone of this blog ^_^

Those (might) include:
• DuckTales Remastered
• Rocket Knight
• Volgarr the Viking
• Guacamelee
• Cave Story +

Leave a comment if you'd like, stay tuned, and thank you for visiting us !



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